this time there was a volunteer lady there to help sell with me. okay. i have worked with her before and she is great. pretty funny. really nice. but she does NOT STOP TALKING. seriously. i was talking to monica on g chat while this lady was there and i was typing a bunch of the funny things she said so i can share them with the WORLD.
the best part is that this lady is like 70. (really. she told me.)
"when people don't say please i just really don't want to answer. "
"do you ever look at couples and wonder what connects them?"
"people are just always on their cell phones these days. it's insecurity i tell you."
"well you've got to get some tan you know. you can't come home from california all white"
"ooh. she smelled good"
"that kid's shoes are way too big, he barely manages to keep them on."
"i saw this guy earlier and he had brand new shoes on that were shiny so you just looked right at them and his feet looked awfully small for a guy"
"that guy's tattoo is fake. you can tell because it is shiny."
"i'm going to have to start doing handstands or dancing in the middle there to get people to buy tickets."
"boy they are still wearing really high heels these days, i think i threw all mine out"
"what's up with all these kids wearing knit hats (aka beanies) in the middle of summer?"
"oh there's another one with one of those hats again."
"it IS true that americans are obese. must be all the fast food we eat."
"do you ever look at couples and wonder what connects them?"
"people are just always on their cell phones these days. it's insecurity i tell you."
"well you've got to get some tan you know. you can't come home from california all white"
"ooh. she smelled good"
"that kid's shoes are way too big, he barely manages to keep them on."
"i saw this guy earlier and he had brand new shoes on that were shiny so you just looked right at them and his feet looked awfully small for a guy"
"that guy's tattoo is fake. you can tell because it is shiny."
"i'm going to have to start doing handstands or dancing in the middle there to get people to buy tickets."
"boy they are still wearing really high heels these days, i think i threw all mine out"
"what's up with all these kids wearing knit hats (aka beanies) in the middle of summer?"
"oh there's another one with one of those hats again."
"it IS true that americans are obese. must be all the fast food we eat."
wow. she really said these. and more! she would just observe people as they walked by and make these funny little comments. ahh. what a day.
3 comments:
LOL! so funny, sounds like some of the stuff my mom would say!
hoooray! im so glad you made a post about this!! those are amazing random things she said! gotta love senior citizens!
I love this post! Old people are funny! They really do say anything and have a lot to say about others. That is hilarious! The funny thing is, someday, you'll be wondering if somone's tattoo is real or not. You'll think to yourself, someone once told me that if they are shiny they are fake, hmmmmmm. Who was that?
Really. It could happen!
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